Why so silly?
If you thought it’s funny how some girls are afraid of centipedes, give them a break…
The phobias listed below are sure to crack you up!
1. Optophobia
The fear of opening one’s eyes. (That feeling when your debit orders go off and you check your balance.)
2. Chorophobia
The fear of dancing. (We kind of get this one… most people are awful dancers lol.)
3. Geliophobia
Fear of laughter. (When someone falls in public and you try to hold it in?)
4. Arachibutyrophobia
The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. (My sister does this when she secretly wants a peanut butter smoothie. Quite smart actually…)
5. Heliphobia
Fear of sunlight. (Really just an excuse to not see people. I’m guilty here 😬)
6. Deipnophobia
Fear of dinner conversations. (Especially the first dinner with your girlfriend’s parents. Whew!)
7. Neophobia
Fear of new things. (You want the iPhone for your birthday but your mom is probably getting you a poster of Nicolas Cage:)
8. Syngenesophobia
Fear of relatives. (Can’t say anything about this one, because they might be reading this…)
9. Ablutophobia
Fear of washing and bathing (We’ve all been sunburnt….)
10. Geniophobia
Fear of chins. (See Nicolas Cage’s chin above 😉)