TOP 10 ZOMBIE OUTBREAK SURVIVORS

We created a scenario for our staff and asked them to let us know how they would survive a zombie outbreak at the office!

A co-worker came to work looking sick and seems to to be turning into a zombie. 🧟‍♂️ Others start to show the same symptoms and you need to come up with a plan to survive.

1. Where would you defend yourself and set up a safe spot?

2. What will you eat to survive?

3. What weapon will you craft from office supplies to defend yourself?

Here are the ten best survival tactics we received:

1. Marco (World-renowned Zombie Slayer)

1. Well , I’ll create a fake news story stating that everything will be free in the mall for 1 hour starting from 10am, while everyone rushes towards the mall I will run to the main reception and disable the fingerprint gates as well as lock the main entrance to the office park. While everyone is away I’ll go around every business picking up all the packed lunches for the day to ensure i have enough food to survive. by now the virus has spread and everyone has almost made a full transformation to undead. I’ll siphon the gas from all the cars in the park and place it in a building farm from the main gate. Now we know zombies are sensitive to sound, I’ll go park two cars at the gate on the other side with some speakers leading into the building with the gas placed in. There will be a candle on the floor with a line of gasoline leading to the big stash. Once I’m ready I’ll let the two cars at the gate alarms go of and start the music from the speakers. This will attract the undead horde and they will rush towards the sound hopefully funneling in the gate up the building knocking over the candle and boom. For the rest of the zombies that made it out they will be greeted with a lightning fast and durable Chevy Spark !!!!!!! While waiting for help I would be in the basement with cars parked in front of every entrance so nothing can enter.

2. Mike (The Chief)

1. I’d use the basement, there are only 3 ways in so it’s a bit easy to defend.
2. I’d have to chance it and rob Pick ‘n Pay.
3. I’d break into the clinic that’s started up here in the business park, use the syringes and medicines to create different weapons, darts, etc.

3. Stephany (Super Woman)

1. At my desk – that’s where I am a supehero.
2. I would say supplies from a vending machine, but ours is empty.
3. I’ll use my office scissors to stab all the zombie co-workers.

4. Thandi (She will really eat your food)

1. The basement
2. I will eat Julie’s food =)
3. Sanitizer in the eyes or use a stapler.

5. Anonymous (The Thirsty One)

1. Visitors toilet – It’s always locked. I would find the key and lock myself up inside.
2. Water from the toilet.
3. I would use desk wood to craft weapons.

6. Anonymous (Please Take Her Pens)

1. I’ll hide in the toilet.
2. Drink water from the water dispenser.
3. I’ll use pens lying around as weapons.

7. Boipelo (Will probably make sushi from zombie flesh)

1. Ocean Basket
2. Seafood all day
3. Machete from the restaurant

8. Anonymous (Eaten by zombie security guard)

1. Cresta Mall. There are many security guards there.
2. The food at Pick ‘n Pay.
3. I would make a spear from the table legs.

9. Anonymous (Run Forest, RUN!)

1. Store room in the basement.
2. Grab peanuts from my car.
3. Fire extinguisher.

10. Anonymous (30 Zombies, 1 staple… John Wick would be proud)

1. Our boardroom.
2. Will only drink water.
3. Staple gun with a stapler

Thanks to all staff who contributed.